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Monday, 17 November 2014

Movie Review: Sinister

Movie Review: Sinister

This movie's summary on IMDB says: A true crime writer realise that the murder he is researching could be the work of a serial killer.
Here is my summary: A blogger realise that the movie he is watching might be a load of crap. Turns out he is right.
Why did I think this movies stinks? 75% of this movie is just Ethan Hawk flailing about in the dark 'investigating' a noise he heard in his house. 20% of the movie is Ethan Hawk slurping whiskey in his study. The last 5% is stuff happening. They can really condense the movie into a 10 minute short and not loose any plot points.
The only scares in the movie are red herrings - a sudden screaching noise startles you but it turns out to be nothing.
Crappy movie. Crappy review. We are even.

Tuesday, 21 October 2014

See what the world see

Take this lollipop

Ok ok ok, this is a few years old, but I only saw it for the first time today:

They grab your Facebook profile and make a horror movie with your content. This really gives you an idea how much of your information is actually available for the world to see.

Go check it out. If you are years behind like I am.

Friday, 27 June 2014


It is with the greatest of joy that I can announce my wife and I have a baby on the way.

Currently, the baby is the size of a raisin. From the picture above, the doctor can already see the head, the tiny little butt and a heartbeat. I will have to take his word for it, because all I see is static.

My wife has never looked happier or prettier.

She is convinced it will be a boy and I say it is going to be a girl. So game on. Who will be right?

Tuesday, 4 March 2014

Movie Review: Beneath (2013)

Movie Review: Beneath (2013)

Movie Poster: Beneath

They say that a movie review should be fair and objective. I say nonsense. So please find my non-objective and unfair review of Beneath:
This movie is shit. Avoid.
The crap thing about this horror movie, if you put a 1000 people in the same situation as these kids, all 1000 will survive.
These dumbasses died so quickly and easily I suspect that they might be mentally handicapped . Call me old fashioned, but, I don't think we should chuck the mentally challenged into a lake for our entertainment.

Thursday, 13 February 2014